I forgot to ask Santa for a new figure!

Christmas has come and gone, and I have eaten so much that I'm sure I could go without food for the next week and just live off of what I've stored up over the last few days alone. I have no self-discipline... I mean ZERO willpower when it comes to all the sinfully delicious foods available to me during the Christmas holiday season. I don't even have the good sense to stop when I'm full. My thought is, "It's Christmas! Time to strap on the feedbag and dig in!" Too bad I forgot to ask Santa for a new figure, huh? I HATE January! That's when reality sets in once again. Oh well, the eating frenzy was fun while it lasted.