Boy Talk

Today I took the boys to the pool and on our way home, my little man, out of the blue, says, "I haven't thrown up in a long time."

What does one say to that? I asked him if it was something he was hoping to be able to do again anytime soon and he said, "No, I'm just saying..."

Then both boys started thinking of things that would possibly make them throw up. They figured making gagging, puking noises might bring on a bout of real, honest-to-goodness barfing. The other idea they came up with involved eating poo. Yeah, I'd say that would do it for me, how 'bout you?